I wasn't going to bother posting anything about the obvious 'worst-dressed-wag' on the Brownlow Blue Carpet last night - clearly it was this little number:
The woman in question is Brynne Gordon, who accompanied her partner, Geoffrey Edelsten - who is clearly dating her for her ... er, personalities?
You see, I figured all this was pretty obvious and that nothing needed to be said about it - until I heard the lil' lady in question on the news tonight advise that she was ... (prepare to spit out your tea) ... TWENTY SIX YEARS OLD.
Sorry? Did I hear right? I think someone is telling fibs to her sugar-daddy so he doesn't go back to the playboy mansion to buy a younger version. Not only has she had more plastic surgery (-on her face too) than any 26-year-old would have had time for, but if she didn't have those oversized "personalities" on her chest one might have mistaken her for a cast member of Priscilla.
Bit catty? You're right, but the skank-o-meter was so low on the whole with the Brownlow Broads this year that this abomonation stuck out like a sore thumb. Where's a bedazzled g-string when you need one?
The woman in question is Brynne Gordon, who accompanied her partner, Geoffrey Edelsten - who is clearly dating her for her ... er, personalities?You see, I figured all this was pretty obvious and that nothing needed to be said about it - until I heard the lil' lady in question on the news tonight advise that she was ... (prepare to spit out your tea) ... TWENTY SIX YEARS OLD.
Sorry? Did I hear right? I think someone is telling fibs to her sugar-daddy so he doesn't go back to the playboy mansion to buy a younger version. Not only has she had more plastic surgery (-on her face too) than any 26-year-old would have had time for, but if she didn't have those oversized "personalities" on her chest one might have mistaken her for a cast member of Priscilla.
Bit catty? You're right, but the skank-o-meter was so low on the whole with the Brownlow Broads this year that this abomonation stuck out like a sore thumb. Where's a bedazzled g-string when you need one?
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